Music & Lyrics by John Torp
Copyright © 2007 John Torp

Blandamere

A long long time ago in the land of Blandamere
two lovers were so blomfered that they were samestere
they heyvast and they dryferd so they gwain and stamperd oof
that was a sleamter story for the two so klaimperstoof

And so the years went by and the two kwampery fal
and still they were in love with the moondery plonkerstal
that only goes to proving that a gwaintster can be right
in wendre unkranister in bloomfering ansterknite

and so the story ends with the two so blomfered
but still they tell the story of klampering fomatsed
so planster is the gwainster that no one can sleep at night
so if you want to sleep well don't planster the ansternite

I am sorry but I didn't find any translation for the strange words