Here are some articles from my local Newspaper

T V and Radio.


The Local Newspaper.

A body was found in the harbour to day.The arms,legs and head were missing.The Police susspect it was "Murder".

The Local Newspaper.

The Police were called as two men were observed in the middle of the night working hard in a "Wishing Well" in the center of town.They had taken a protective grid off and were working with broom and shovel collecting the money.When the Police asked them what they were doing one of them said. " We are not steeling the money.My friend has lost his Contact Lens and we are just trying to find it".Imagine,the Police didn't believe them.


Heard on the Danish Radio!

Now,if we had descendants. "Children" for instance.


Heard on the Danish Radio!

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't return?

" A Stick ".

Heard on the Danish T V !

"About Christopher Columbus"

When he left he didn.t know where he was going.

When he arrived he didn't know where he was.

When he came back he didn't know where he had been.

And all that for other peoples money.

The Local Newspaper.

Nothing is as cold as the North Wind.

No matter wich direction it comes from.