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Hot air rises,and the higher you go the colder it gets.
Where does the stripes go on a revolving barberpole?
A possitive attitude may not solve all your problems
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I'm still an atheist, thank God
"Traditionally, most of
Australia's imports come
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding
ring, and suffering!
"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to
When we get a cold,our noses run.
When dogs get a cold,their noses are dry.
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
Does the Babies of Nudist's wear Diapers?
Does it take longer for tall people to bend
down and pick up something from the floor
than short people?
I never lie.I allways tell the truth.I am an Actor.
I don't envy anybody who knows more than me,
but I pity those who knows less.
It is better to keep quiet, and be thought a fool,
than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.
Many people will walk in and out of your life... only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.
Found on "Steet Corner Tunes"
He who is not confused has not understood the situation.
It's better to attempt to do something great and fail
than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.
Bama's Twisted Web
If nothing sticks to Teflon,how does Teflon stick to the surface of a fryingpan?
Heard on the Radio
Bless those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed
"What you are is God's gift to you...
What you do with it is your gift to God"
Swimming lesson, new stroke
gurgling sound, poor bloke.
All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women merely players.
"You can fool some of the
people, all of the time,
You can fool all the people some of the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all of the time"
Can we get Peace on Earth?
Yes.But only if we fight for it.
From the News Paper
There is a sure way to tell if politicians are lying.
"Their lips are moving".
Is it progress if a Canibal eats with knife and fork?
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec.
Does a Masochist like to have a toothache?
If a tall person falls down,does he hurt himself more
than if a short person falls down?
Can a Chicken get sick from Salmonella?
Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show that
killing people is wrong?.
By Melissa Jefferson
Every journey,great or small,begins with one
small step.And the direction of that one small
step can determine your destiny.
By:Yours in His service, Mickey
Heaven's Broken Rose Ministries
Mon, 22 Jun 1998 23:28:31 -0700
A Deep Thought:
To condition the air, we want to change to air temperature to meet our needs. So why is an air conditioner only used in relation to
"making the air cool"?
Mon, 22 Jun 1998 23:28:31 -0700
The more we study, the more we know.
The more we know, the more we forget.
The more we forget, the less we know.
The less we know, the less we forget.
The less we forget, the more we know.
Nicole Noah <firstname.lastname@example.org>
There are four kinds of people in the world....
Those that like you for the right reasons.
Those that like you for the wrong reasons
Those that don't like you for the wrong reasons
Those that don't like you for the right reasons.
It is only the last group you need to worry about.
It's what you do when you don't have anything to do
that makes you what you are when it's too late
to do anything about it.
Quin Mc Whirter
"We are all lying in the
but some of us are looking at the stars."