If you have any thoughts at all,send them to me and I will

include them in this page.

Send to: johntorp246@hotmail.com


Hot air rises,and the higher you go the colder it gets.

John Torp.

Where does the stripes go on a revolving barberpole?

John Torp.

A possitive attitude may not solve all your problems

but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

From Angel.


I'm still an atheist, thank God


"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding 
ring, and suffering! 


"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to 

Yogi Berra 

When we get a cold,our noses run.

When dogs get a cold,their noses are dry.

John Torp.

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
 Samuel Goldwyn 

Does the Babies of Nudist's wear Diapers?

John Torp.

Does it take longer for tall people to bend

down and pick up something from the floor

than short people?

John Torp.

I never lie.I allways tell the truth.I am an Actor.

John Torp.

I don't envy anybody who knows more than me,

but I pity those who knows less.

Thomas Browne.

It is better to keep quiet, and be thought a fool, 

than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain.

Many people will walk in and out of your life... only true friends will leave
footprints in your heart.

Found on "Steet Corner Tunes"


Of course there is something called luck.

How else could we explain the success of our enemies ?

Jean Cocteau.

He who is not confused has not understood the situation.

Edward R.Murrow

It's better to attempt to do something great and fail

than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.

Bama's Twisted Web

If nothing sticks to Teflon,how does Teflon stick to the surface of a fryingpan?

Heard on the Radio

Bless those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed
Libby Maxwell

"What you are is God's gift to you...
What you do with it is your gift to God"

Swimming lesson, new stroke
gurgling sound, poor bloke.

Alex Cullum


All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women merely players.

William Shakespeare


"You can fool some of the people, all of the time,
You can fool all the people some of the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all of the time"

Abraham Lincoln

Can we get Peace on Earth?

Yes.But only if we fight for it.

From the News Paper


 There is a sure way to tell if politicians are lying.

"Their lips are moving".

Felicity Kendal.

Is it progress if a Canibal eats with knife and fork?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec.

Does a Masochist like to have a toothache?

John Torp

If a tall person falls down,does he hurt himself more

than if a short person falls down?

John Torp

Can a Chicken get sick from Salmonella?

John Torp

Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show that

killing people is wrong?.

By Melissa Jefferson


Every journey,great or small,begins with one

small step.And the direction of that one small

step can determine your destiny.

By:Yours in His service, Mickey

Heaven's Broken Rose Ministries



Mon, 22 Jun 1998 23:28:31 -0700

 A Deep Thought:

To condition the air, we want to change to air temperature to meet our needs. So why is an air conditioner only used in relation to

"making the air cool"?

Nicole Noah


Mon, 22 Jun 1998 23:28:31 -0700


The more we study, the more we know.

The more we know, the more we forget.

The more we forget, the less we know.

The less we know, the less we forget.

The less we forget, the more we know.

why study?!

Nicole Noah <701024@ican.net>

There are four kinds of people in the world....

Those that like you for the right reasons.

Those that like you for the wrong reasons

Those that don't like you for the wrong reasons

Those that don't like you for the right reasons.

It is only the last group you need to worry about.

It's what you do when you don't have anything to do

that makes you what you are when it's too late

to do anything about it.

Quin Mc Whirter



"We are all lying in the gutter,
but some of us are looking at the stars."

Oscar Wilde